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So, I'm starting a lable, blah blah blah...

What else... my co-workers, and possibly every single person that has ever done publishing, smoke so much, yours truly included.

Um..I'm reading Evelyn Waugh again. I wonder what other people think about him. I mean, lookit this guy!



And Later...




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He went through a lot of changes.

Anyway, i hope i have good luck with the label...

scanning the logo tomorrow!

and soon I'll announce who the firsties will be! Hugpatch01!

Maxwell.

So apparently this weekend Ashton Kutcher married Demi Moore. This has not been confirmed but someone at work told me, so I guess it must be true. Congratulations, Kutch!

In honor of Kutch's tying of the knot, I've made a list of my favorite Ashton Kutcher movies from favorite to least favorite.

1. Butterfly Effect (7)
2. Dude, Where's My Car? (3)
3. My Boss's Daughter (2)
4. Guess Who (1)
5. Just Married (1)
6T. Cheaper By the Dozen (0)
6T. Coming Soon (0)
6T. Down To You (0)
6T. Reindeer Games (0)
6T. Texas Rangers (0)
6T. A Lot Like Love (0)
7T. Open Season (not out yet)
7T. The Guardian (not out yet)
7T. The Evil Dead (not out yet)

(#) = How many times I've seen it.

PS. While looking back at this wonderful list, I must apologize to you, dear reader, for not having seen more Kutch movies. I really ought to see Texas Rangers.

but what is gum if it cannot be enjoyed in public